Friday, November 30, 2007

Summers @ McKinsey

The summers experience

Started off with the CV submissions. First the master CV, then the Final CV. From personal experience, I found that it is better to do both the Final and Master CV together. I had two versions of my final CV - 1)With acads on top for Fin companies and 2)With workex on top for Consults

Next was about choosing your focus. Just like many of my batchmates, I was completely impartial. But as time went by and I started attending the company ppts, I found myself inclined towards Consulting. Many of my seniors also reaffirmed my stance with statements like "tera to pura consult cv hain".

The process of applying started. Its painful - believe me! Soon the shorlists came out...got all 5 consult firm shortlists and 9 ibank shortlists - count 14! But as thay say intent is not acceptance :)

D-Day minus 1
We had had all consult interaction sessions b4 where we got to have delicious lunch/dinner:). On 14th Nov,I had 4 I-Bank interaction sessions lined up one after another. The whole experience really got to my head - FX Derivatives, Credit Derivatives!!! I mean where is the end in trading risk - now weather, next hunger? Felt further vindicated to get into consulting

D-Day
Finally D-Day was woken up quite rudely by the thudding on the door. Looked at the watch - 6am. Had put the alarm for 6:30. No worries - did some stretching! Then peered into my laptop and opened iTunes. Opened my list of favorities and played "Kash Laga"-my current favorite at high volume :)
By 7:30 we had reported at the front desk-Audi

8:00am- First list of calls-my name is amongst them; all of us report at the front desk wherein we are told it is Mckinsey...ahh McKinsey- my first preference...cudnot hope for a better start:)

8:05am - Shailesh from McKinsey walks me to the interview. He introduces himself first (i dont think other firms do this-puts u at ease). Then he asks about me. Soon after he gives me a guestimate problem "Estimate the no. of airline seats used by IT Professionals in India"

8:20am - Shailesh escorts me to the seating area (IMPORTANT THING - Partners open the door for u...Founf that interesting!!!) where I find Navin Tahilyani waiting for me. He escorts me to his room. I between I grab a tea hoping to hv drink it while in the interview room. He begins by introducing himself and then jumps to the case "A tractor company is witnessing decline in market share whereas his competitor is growing. Give me 10 reasons" I start explaining the case when Navin says...no abhinav...just note down the 10 reasons and then we will go over them one by one...
I write seven reasons and ask him if its ok to start discussing...he smiles and says "the number 10 was not god send...lets start"...I run through the points...he asks he for more...I gave him 2 more...He looks at my sheet and says "Ok Abhinav, I would like to extend you the offer of Joining McKinsey"...I explain him the procedure of getting in touch with the Placerep. He walks out leaving me alone in the room...I look at my watch...its 8:40 and I have an offer:)

8:40 Navin comes in and introduces me to Vipul who is working in the construction industry. He asks me about L&T - the major risks in a project; the 3 steps to introduce its project mgmt...He concludes saying that he would like to talk to me over dinner about the new project...i remember that in between I had commented on how I have seen a top tier consulting firm (read BCG) helping put L&T in charting out its 5 yr strategy plan. Vipul comes back to me and says "So why dont you join that firm?" (I knew from his smile that he was refering to BCG)...I replied "Coz Sir, McKinsey is McKinsey"...and both of us laughed:)...Meanwhile Navin came back with a placerep and he signed thus confirming the offer...My summers was all about 1 interview and got over in 1hr.

My Comments on the whole process:
-Consult firms do a lot of candidate research. So don't be surprised if some one asks u about ur Orkut profile. More importantly, they like to hire ppl who are consult focussed. I found i-banks to be much more individualistic compared to consults.

-The process is little flawed. I was very lucky to get my first interview according to my preference list.

-Also dont lose faith in youself. I know of ppl who were literally GODS OF FINANCE not getting a single call...and there were some ppl in my batch who didnt have ne idea about the Sensex getting into the most coveted i-banks. Remember that time is a great leveller and FINALS aannddoozzzz

-Finally please dont get too bothered by this Slotting business. Dont cry or lose your cool. Just remember that all humans are greedy and try to get the best deal not knowing what "best" is...If u listen to your heart - you will know the greatest joy lie in the smallest of things. You will see your friends and family...if u want to make them happy...u dont need money...all u need is love:)

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

My Tryst with IIMs

IIM K - 7th Feb 2007

Group Discussion:

It was an article on the social and economic situation of muslims. What can be done to improve it types.

I was the 3rd person to be interviewed.

P1, P2 and me)
P1 was standing at the door. Smiled at me and called me inside

P1: Looking at me ...so Abhinav u are working in ***. Finally some one not from IT...so does your job involve a lot of travelling?
Me: Yes some amount of travelling ...gave couple of examples...also got to explain job stuff
P2: U have such a good job profile...why do u wan to do a mgmt degree....
Me: (agar itna hi accha hain to le lo naa)....same old answer...formal training in all disciplines will help me ++
P2: But cant u get the same training in your job like training programme..
Me: explain limitations
P2: But have you given suggestion to your bosses?
Me: Yes, but unfortunately requisite broad level training programmes are not present...also mention about recent training undertaken and also exec-mba program...and how they dont align to my taste
P1 P2 agree
P1: Your job must be requiring lot of teamwork...what is team size? and what qualities required for team to succeed?
Me: explained...
P1: Give me instance when team member didnt agree with you...gave you a tough time...
Me: explained...giving an example
P1: OK, Abhinav How is ur boss?
Me: (Yeh kaisa sawaal hain bhai?)...asked him what he was looking for specifically
P1: What are ur boss strength and weakness
Me: (Bhai main to abtak khud ke strength weakness yaad kiya tha...yeh mera boss ka puch rahan hain!!!)....gave some phatte...but did well
P1: So do u admire your boss?
Me: To a certain extent yes...

Going fine till now...then P2 starts...
P2: See I am seeing that u hv done a course on "Probability and Stats in ur final yr"..what was taught?
Me: (Recalling)...bol diya
P2: Ok then tell me the variance formula of the prob dist function ...writes on sheet of paper..
Me: Sir i dont recall the thing for a distributed function. shall i write the same for discrete
P2: Ok go ahead...
I did something and then P2 says "No that is not correct"
P2: How amny calls hv u got (5)...What is prob that u will get call from atleast one insti...
Me: Explained something but not the answer...(:P)
P2: Ok what is relation ship between stress and moment
Me: sir do you mean shear stress?
p2: Yes sorry shear stres...
Me: Explained...(While doing this i missed out the Area Compnent "A"...realized it after leaving the room)
P2: Ok since u are going project planning...what is the critical path...
Me: I gave a decent enuf definition ...(P2 again says "No that is not correct"....perhaps he was looking for a more text book definition)

P1 takes over
P1: Does your firm get into any csr activities
Me:explained
P1: hv u got involved in them
Me: Not yet...
P1: Ok thanks abhinav
P2: You can take your files..
Me: Thankk you sir

After coming out i feel except for the probability part with P2 it went fine->except for the nemesis of probability....i will be better prepared for that in the next interview...

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IIM I - 14th Feb 2007

GD was about some panelists taking interview...thay had to chooose between 4 candidates...whom do they choose and why...there were 7 guys....no fishmarket pretty cool...came in between frequently and did a good job

Was the second last to be called in...painful wait...

(two profs P1 P2 and Moi)

P1: So abhinav, u are a civil engineer? Have u read fountainhead?
Me: No sir,but hv heard its quite a good book
P1: Thats surprising the re is a character of a civil engineer there...u shud readit..
Me: Yes sir it si on my "to-do"list...ranted off with some my recently read books...freakonomics etc...
P1: Any fiction?
Me: Very Few...gave some name (was hoping he would ask me about freakonomics but didnt
P1: Ok, abhinav, what is the difference between BOT and BOOT projects
Me: Explained terminology and mechanism
P1: (Continues to pester me on the same)
Me: Repeat same answer and finally change course to my recent task
P1: So how is an EPC project different from BOT?
Me: Explained...
P1: So in this project u have gone through contract document
Me: Yes sir...
P1 :Asked whole lot of stuff from workex - all commercial terms...bank guarantee, bid bond, force majeure..act of god, indemnity, letter of credit, liquidated damages...why should bank pay on contractor behalf...(i am from contracts management...these terms will seem a little vague)
Me: Answered all of them except a few which i said no idea (felt really gud at this point)
P1: Who planned Changigarh...
Me: (shit i knew this guys name...) Sorry sir, not able to recollect it now..
P2: Which city resembles Delhi maximum...levle of architecture...etc
Me: Sir, my best guess would be lahore...

Now P2 starts:
P2:Abhinav, have u heard of e-choupal from ITC
Me:Yes...explained basic stuff...direct procurement from farmers, removing middle man, csr initiative
P2pestering on)..what kind of goods are procured using e choupal
Me:agricultural products, tobacco, cashcrops (phatte...)
P2: Tobacco is a cashcrop?
Me: I dont think so...
P2:Anybody can grow tobacco?
Me: same answer
P2: Ok...what does ITC gain out of this..
Me: again say...win win situation for compant and farmers...
P1: Then what does the "e" stand for
Me: Farmers will be able to see the prices...inform company of yield and get best price
P2: But do u think villaes have internet...u are from Maharashtra...what percentage will have net access
Me: Very few
P1: So who will set them up
Me: ITC will do that
P1: Then there are so few villages...how shud ITC go about it
Me: (maar dala bhai...main L&T se hun...tum log mujhe ITC ke baare mein kyun pucch rahein ho)...Sir it will be upto ITC discretion...ranted out some lines of business ITC is in

P1: says you are making one guess statement after another..
Me: Sir i am putting my best educated guess...
P2: So what is share of ITC breakup of revenues in business
Me: Confidently said ITC into ciggarettes, hotels, paper and retail recently...ciggarettes will contribute to 80% of its revenuwes
P2: 80 %!!! are u sure...(i think this is wrong...some one plz confirm)
Me: Yes it is a cash cow for ITC...
P2: Who are ITC competitors /
Me: (bhai mere...main L&T se hun...tum log kyun le rahein ho)...said i know of ITC, Godrey Philips ...cudnt think of any other indian brand so said marlboro among foreign
P2: Are u a smoker
Me: (bhai itni le li...)...no sir i am not (agar sach bolta to aur lete :P)
P2: What are major brands of ITC
Me: Gold Flake, Wills, Insignia...

P1: you must have heard a lot about Compaq and HP...even though HP acquired Compaq why continue as different brands..
Me: Brand loyalty...identification...association...answered well gave example of how Lenovo has different strategy...
P1: still pestering on
Me: (bhai yeh ganne se itna hi juice niklega... machine mein baar baar gusane se kuch nahin hone vaala)...again same thing...different brand...two area...hp more highend expensive...not for compaq...anyways both bring revenues to mother company

P2: Ok thanks abhinav
Me thank you

Total alsted for around 25 mins...what u say...very general i think...work thing was gud...rest had me baffled in some places...

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IIM L - 16th Feb 2007

GD-

Topic - A secret to happiness is in making others believe they are the cause of it


Pretty cull gd...entered GD several times and made relevant points. Pretty satisfied.

Interview - (First to be called in)

P1,P2 and Me

P1: Come in Abhinav...have ur seat
Me: Thank you sir
P2: So Abhinav tell me something abt urself (pretty expected question given IIMLs pathetic form)
Me: ranted off...(somewhere in the middle P2 says good)...
P1: So you are interested in stock marketsMe: Yes sir, somewhat
Me: Yes
P1: Somewhat?
Me: Yes..i have started investing in stockmarkets and take time to analyse before investing
P2: Where do you get money from
Me: ...(yeh kya tha)...from salary...i save some part
P2: What is share price of L&T?
Me: Told
P2: Future prospects...
Me: Gave funda abt infrastructure spend, OB...P/E ratio etc
P2: What are different cement grades..
Me: answered...also gave him concrete grades..
P2: Why is PoP white?
Me: Tried to give some funda....well accepted
P2: You must have seen your office building in Chennai...what is special abt it
Me: (sala yeh le...khud ka office to obv dekha hoyega)...sir on one foundation...gave names of few awards it has won

P1: You have done course on environment mgmt...who shud be responsible for thi?
Me: gave a talk on role og govt - in formultating policies and monitoring, private players - as following govt norms and citizens as being responsible...(somewhere said abt Ganga)
P1: But Ganga is getting polluted due to municipalities also who dump their waste
Me: Told that is wherein govt has to take lead...municipal does a shabby job of cleaning streets also...
P1: ok can u tell me of a cheap way for comapnies to reduce their liq waste
Me: Told normal waste water treating stations are expensive...but a concept would include use of filters, chemicals etc

P2: Ok, ABhinav since u are from structural background...what is most stable structure
me: (Cudnt understand what he wanted...)...asked specifiaclly
P2: Like square, pentagon
Me: Sir triangle...most basic form
P2: Why...gave me a sheet of apper
Me: (remembering Mechanics)...Drew a square and traingle and applied force at nodes and explained something abt force distribution
P2: Ok i get it...casually says was just asking u as i myslef dunno...but u must also have forgotten after 1.5 years ...(yeh kya tha...were they testing my confidence here?...)

P1: Abhinav any q for us
Me: asked abt all hype abt placements whether it was healthy...they acknowledged no...then i asked them why they publish it officially on websites...better stop doing that...they explain something which is quite practical

Ok than you all around

Overall arnd 10-15 mins...very casual through out...

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IIM B - 27th Feb 2007

gd: mainly abt morals/ ethics...abt a person sriram who wants to catch a flight to meet ailing grandmother...but unable to get a ticket (next two days waitlist)....shud he impersonate his friend since he has got a ticket...

pretty cul...total 9 points...after some time points ere being repeated....decent gd...came in several times

Interview: (2nd to be interviewd)

(1 sir - P, 1 lady - L, and moi - M)

Me entered said good orning all around...

Interview was basically structured as follows:

1) Work-ex and company related 7 min

Why u chose L&T...who owns the compeny...explained about demerger...also birla issue came in between...Ultratech cement etc....is demerger beneficial ...some discussion on the present focus and market valuation etc

Then topic delved into the work i am doing...tendering and contracts....what are the proposals...technical and commercial...what does client look for in a technical proposal...
at some point of time L asks me abt where i see myself 5 yrs down the line

2) Acads stuff 5min

P asked me to draw a beam....at this i asked simply supported or fixed...at which he was takenaback...seemed little confused finally said whatever u wish (i smiled to myslef and draw a SS- beam)...apply a force and drew all the force diagrams (shear) and moment diagrams...was confident all through...

3) Project stuff...7 min

L asked me about a project in my 3rd year...(was done around seismic vulnerability assesment)...this was a ministry of home affairs project abt evaluating the capability of a bldg to withstand earthquake...several questions on the project, the gujarat earthquake, methodology, FEMA,
Then comes the part he asked me abt which zone does bangalore lie in . I said 1-safest zone...no need to worry...smles all around...then asked me abt mumbai, chennai...answered 'em...
The L asks me what do u think abt this bldg...i said study wud need to be done...havent explored it fully to give assesment...then she aks what u like most pleasing abt main bldg....i said the lawns in between, grand appearance....at which P asks whether the bldg has not utilized space effectively...i come up with some thing about the acres and acre of campus and this wudnt matter as space is gud sometimes than cramped....gain smiles all around...

4) Thank you bye Bye 3 min

so finally asks me ok u have any questions for us...i asks why do u need to publish placement figures...little bit of ranting around frm my side and their side...but sportingly...topic also diverted to being maturity etc etc....was fun

overall vv cul...was smiling throughout the interview...just another coffee table chat

what do u say ...dont remember any question which i cudnt answer....

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IIM C - 12th Mar 2007

GD:
3 mins to think, 12 mins discuss...then summary
Was a case on a new IT firm facing attrition and talent mgmt problems. 9ppl with 2-3 ppl dominating...came in few times...not that satisfied with performance...did well in summarising at the end where names were called in random order

PI (2nd to be called in..)
P1 P2 and P3

P1: Hi abhinav, i had a doubt can u please clarify with ur home mailing address which is Bombay and giving int in Cal..
Me-Told
P1-Okay, fine...
Me-Can u please tell me abt urself...
Me-Started...born in Cal, bought up in Bombay now in Chennai...(smiles all around!!!)...then the usual thing
P1-you mentioned abt personality dev...cud u higlight
Me-give examples
P1-Why MBA?
Me-(Thank god u asked me this Q - earlier none of the 4 iims asked me this)...had prepared well for this...in between mention risk management...

P2-So how do u manage risk in project
Me-told...concept of risk rating...depends on probability of risk and impace of risk...thie product gives risk rating
P2-Give me examples of risk in construction project
Me-Told them a recent live example
P2-Any others
Me-Ranted off some 5 -6 examples
P2-satisfied
P2-Ok abhinav, what will ur bosses feel if u leave co after 2 years? what will company feel...what will happen to co if ppl like u leave?
Me-Told some globe...then said it wud be wrong to say that company doesnt want mba as it itself sponsors exec-mba
P2-then why not that exec-mba
Me-sir i dont think it will be a right fit since i will miss out on peer to peer learning...acc to my experience at iit
P2-but professors are here to teach not ur friends
Me-sir in exec program, i wont be able to interact with ppl from diverse backgrnds...etc etc...
P2-i will not agree on tht...then signalling P3 to carry on

P3-u mentioned abt stock markets...u know what they say abt them...high risk...
Me-yes sir...high risk high return
P3-do u think i can get high return wit low risk
Me-yes...ultimately abt the performance of company...told example of bharti - airtel...telecom industry is growing...i wud put it low risk and high return
P3-ok...then name high risk sector
Me-told...high risk wud be real estate stocks and also emerging sectors like retail allied businesses
P3-what is take on govt role in infrastructure
Me-told...360bn investment...etc
P3-what is govt doing
Me-told...metro, airport modernisation, GQ etc
P3-what needs to be done
Me-more PP partnerships...models like BOT, BOOT
P3-what is risk involved in BOT/BOOT
Me-told...depends on feasibility study u carry out...etc

P1-any questions u wish to ask us
P1-another think...do self assesment how was GD
Me: Not that satisfied with GD performance as I wasnot that vocal enuf...did a fair job in summarising...but as a group we didi quite well...
P2: which other calls
Me: All except Ahmedabad
P2: Ahmedabad huh...(dont know what was that!!!)
P1: Did u hv coffee..
Me: Sir, it wasnt served when i was outside...i will hv it...thnx
P1: Ok abhinav, thanks a lot...
Good bbye

dont know what to make of it...v v general...wassay ???

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KEEPING FINGERS AND EVERYTHING ELSE POSSIBLE CROSSED
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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Shantaram


I am not much of a reader ...but lately I started with this book "Shantaram" by Gregory David Roberts. I had heard a lot about this autobiography. Also saw the author's interview on NDTV. It is supposed to be No. 1 Best seller. They are even making a movie on it in Hollywood with "Johnny Depp" as the author himself in the lead.
Details - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429087/

Its about the author who escapes an Australian prison and seeks refuge in Mumbai. Consequently he falls in love, gets embroiled in the underworld and also goes on to fight with Mujhahideen in Afghanistan. The narration is very vivid and so exciting.

FACT FILE ON GDR

* Born June, 1952, Melbourne, Australia
* Founder member, Anarchist People’s Liberation Army, 1969
* Union activist, Builders Labourers Federation, 1972
* Founder member, Australian Independence Movement, United Front Against Fascism, 1973
* Student Leader, Melbourne University, occupation of university Council Chambers, 1974
* Student Leader, Black Week Aboriginal Activism Movement, 1975
* Marriage break-up, loss of daughter in custody dispute, beginning of heroin addiction, 1976
* Armed robberies with toy pistol to support heroin habit, end year 1977
* Capture and imprisonment, 1978; Escape from Maximum Security Pentridge prison, 1980
* Helped by motorcycle gang, BLF Union, & revolutionaries to escape to New Zealand, 1980
* Fight conservation campaign to save sacred Maori mountain, Mount Maungahiha, 1981
* Escape from custody (twice) in New Zealand, end 1981
* Arrive in India, beginning 1982

FROM 1982 to 1990

* Six months in remote Maharashtrian village, learn to speak Marathi language
* Live in Bombay slum, establish and operate free clinic for slum dwellers
* Imprisoned in India for 4 months
* Recruited by Bombay mafia, training in currency crime, gold smuggling, passports
* Gunrunning operation to unit of mujaheddin fighters in Afghanistan
* Wounded in action, evacuated to Pakistan, recover and return to Bombay
* Appointed controller mafia forgery unit, write short stories, published in popular series
* Passport smuggler to Nigeria, Zaire, Iraq, Iran, Mauritius, Sri Lanka
* Establish casting agency for foreign extras in Bollywood movies, act in movies
* Arrive in Germany, work as singer, establish rock band, receive recording contract
* Manhunt by European police, escape custody in Italy & Switzerland, escape to India
* Act in Bollywood movies & TV dramas, establish travel agency in Bombay
* Passport smuggling to Switzerland, Belgium, Holland, Nigeria, Zaire, Mauritius, etc.
* Break with Bombay mafia council, freelance drug smuggling missions to Europe

FROM 1990 to 2004

* Captured Frankfurt, 1990, imprisoned in Preungesheim prison with terrorists, 1990-91
* Teach myself to read & write German, win concessions, extradited to Australia, end 1991
* 2 years solitary confinement, 4 years mainstream prison in Australia, begin novel, 1991-97
* Develop philosophical and cosmoogical model, "Resolution Theory"
* Released from prison, begin novel 1997, end parole 2002
* Sell rights Shantaram, in USA (St. Martin’s Press) & UK (TimeWarner Books UK)
* Publish Australian edition of novel, Shantaram, August, 2003
* Tour Australia, New Zealand, Europe, UK, Ireland, Hong Kong during 2004
* Sell movie rights to Johnny Depp, Brad Grey, Graham King, Warner Brothers, October 2004

Looking forward to the movie...Cheers!!!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The World Is My Ashtray

Right now I’m burning off seven minutes of my life. After I finish with this seven minutes, I’ll light up another cigarette and take care of another seven shitty minutes of old age. And I will love it just as much as this one.

I love smoking. All the cool people smoke. Me, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Shahrukh Khan among others. They know what I know. Quitters never win. If you’re not smoking you should be.

“Smoking takes ten years off your life. Well it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fucking years. You can have those years! We don't want 'em, alright?”

And I don’t think that’s living. That’s why I’m smoking for my health.

So I never have to go through that. When I keel over of a heart attack at fifty something, I’ll still be a virile and cognizant bastard. And I’ll have a big fucking smile on my face. People will remember me as a force of nature rather than some frail, brittle-boned old man with translucent skin.

Don’t let anyone tell you that smoking makes you look old either. That’s bullshit. It isn’t smoking that makes you look old, it’s growing up. I mean look at Shahrukh. Look at Brad Pitt. Do either of those guys look forty?
If anything smoking keeps you young.

What? You think I’m making this stuff up?

Not our generation. We’re making all of these fucking smoke-free environments. We have some sort of complex where we think we’re going to live forever if only we eat right and quit smoking and quit drinking and quit having any sort of fun what-so-fucking-ever. In some places, you
can’t even smoke in a bar anymore. In a goddamn bar!

We’re a selfish, weak-willed bunch of assholes that have let the non-smokers make all of the decisions for us. Those same non-smokers who drive gas-guzzling SUVs that burn through petroleum and pollute the fucking environment like there’s no tomorrow, screaming, “Second-hand smoke kills! Second-hand smoke kills!”

Because it’s okay to kill the world ecology as long you’re not indirectly killing people.

And what’s so bad about indirectly killing people? That’s one of my favorite reasons for smoking. That makes me want to smoke more. It makes me want to blow smoke in the face of every person on the planet.

Sure, there are some drawbacks, but even the drawbacks can be a plus. Your teeth will turn yellow and everything you own will smell like an ashtray. But when you smoke, you don’t smell any of that anyway. Every nasty smell that every non-smoker has to suffer through, you’re
automatically exempt from, including your own cigarette smoke.

Who can love beer and not smoke?

There’s nothing better than throwing back beer after beer and chain-smoking a night away. It’s sublime. It’s one of the reasons mankind crawled out the muck.

It’s okay because I look fucking great when I’m smoking a cigarette. No non-smoker will ever look as cool as I do sitting here writing this right now.

So, kids, take my advice and start smoking.
And to that I quote

“Smokers die younger”

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Be a non conformist

Some days back, myself and a couple of my friends went to Mocha's - had a Nirvana, three chocolate avalanches...were having a good time. Just then a thought crept into my head - not to pay the bill...the plan was made. We asked the waiter to get our bill. While he was at his job, within minutes of each other (5 second intervals), we left the table acting as if each of us wanted to visit the loo...we stopped for a while near the usher, acting as if we had paid the bill and wondering where to go next. Making sure that none of the waiters or the manager was noticing us, we casually walked out of the gate. As soon as we were on the road, we darted towards the nearest auto and went away scot free- a grin on our faces.

One double pipe Nirvana (hookah) - Rs. 250/-
Three Chocolate Avalanches (junior) - Rs 100/-
Total Bill (including Taxes) - Rs.600/-
Feeling u get on fooling the system - Priceless!

I was a non confirmist on that day - I didnt pay the bill like the rest. I feel that deep inside all of us want to be non-conformists. As I have said in one of my earlier blogs, I frequently correlate science with my daily experiences. So here is my take - Nonconformists are the people who lie on either extreme ends of the normal distribution curve. Their numbers may be small but their contribution on the overall distribution (eg-mean) is the maximum. To give a simple analogy, non conformists have had maximum impact on world history.
Take Gandhi - He started of as a non-conformist only to be overtaken by Bhagat Singh in his latter years. Hitler was another non-conformist. The music world is filled with non-conformists - Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain. Even our movies - Hannibal Lecter, Harry Potter, hell - even our desi Bunty n Babli.
So question-
Q> What do you want to be when you grow up?
A> A non-conformist...

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Introspection

Some oneliners which have made me stop and think -

"Life is not the number of breaths you take but the moments that take your breaths away"

"You live life only once. Why waste it sleeping?"

"Things that you own end up owning you"

"Its only when you lose everything that you are free to do anything"

The last two from the four above are from the movie - "Fight Club". Arguably one of the best movies of all time IMO.

Awesome characters, mind blowing acting, tight script, great dialogues. One of the few movies which had a lasting impression on me.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Aladdin is such a fool...

This is my second blog...and i am beginning to enjoy this!
I guess most of you would have read about Aladdin and the magic lamp thingy in your childhood. It was one of my favorite stories. Hell i even got addicted to the DOS version game. But as they say "Things Change"

I have often wondered about who has been the most fucked up character in history (fiction and non fiction)? I have come to the conclusion. The answer is no doubt Aladdin. Why was Aladdin such a dumbwitted nitwit?

Imagine getting your hands on an antique lamp + a genie. The genie pops up and asks you for your three wishes. What would you ask from him? Our Mr. Aladdin did what a large percentage of the human race would do...he becomes a prince, marries Jasmine and lives happily everafter. What would the others do? - same shit I suppose...Genie - make me rich, Genie - give me the most beautiful girl in the whole world...such crap! Doesnt surprise me - there are plenty of chu****s on Planet Earth.

This is what I would do...i would tell the Genie to give me just one thing - "Control over time". The fourth dimension is the king dudes! Think about it...time holds the solution of everything around us...Time is the ultimate power...Batman, Superman, hell even "Neo : Matrix fame:P" wouldnt stand a chance against me! You are crying over your sweet childhood crush?...simple i will turn back time for you and give you a second chance... You need money?....simple i will turn ahead time and get a look of the stockmarkets in the future for you...I have it all planned!

So the moral of the lesson is - Build a time machine ...become master of the universe! Baki all bakwas - cheers!
Chalo I better not waste time here...Back to building a time machine :P